Dear Readers, This Was a Bad Idea

Narrating what should have stayed private

Dear Readers,

Before you go any further, I feel morally obligated to warn you that this is not a calm corner of the internet. This is not where a well-adjusted woman shares thoughtful reflections, five life lessons, and a soft little recommendation for a morning routine that will change your life.

This is where the universe, for reasons known only to its…