I Blew Up My Life In Under 7 Days
My life is changing fast, more rainbows are involved, and August 1 is officially reveal day
Readers, big changes are about to happen in my life. Life altering changes! If all goes as planned, I will have completely blown my life up in the course of 7 days. Which honestly sounds on brand!
I cannot tell you exactly what is happening! YET! But just know this: It is happening. It is moving forward. The wheels are officially in motion! There is basically no stopping it not. Well, okay, technically I have until Monday to completely panic, change my mind, retreat into the safety of my current life and pretend none of this EVER happened! But Readers, I AM NOT DOING THAT!
I will, however, give you one tiny hint: it involves MORE RAINBOWS! I KNOW! Please contain yourselves! I am just as equally thrilled as you.
Look, Readers, I have apparently become one of those people who looks at a perfectly functioning life and thinks: “You know what would be fun? Completely restructuring this entire situation in under 96 hours and dealing with the consequences later.” Will I regret this? Eh! Ask Future Sarah in about a year. Present Sarah has absolutely no interest in hearing from her at the moment. Present Sarah is standing here yelling: “LET’S DO THIS! YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE!”
Which, honestly, is probably how most of my questionable life decisions begin but that is NOT THE POINT!
So yes, Readers, change is incoming! BIG CHANGE! Rainbow-covered change! Slightly terrifying change! Honestly the kind of change that makes you stare at the ceiling at 2am and wonder exactly what you have done with your life. And if everything continues going according to plan, I will officially announce it all on August 1.
Until then, you will simply have to live with the suspense!
But Readers, I am so excited to take all of you along for this next chapter of my ridiculous little life! It is going to be epic! I already know it!