I Was Supposed to Stay Home

Instead, I chased tequila across county lines and learned that “road closed” is apparently open to interpretation

Good evening, Readers.

Welcome to another episode of: Sarah Promised She Was Going to Stay Home, Make Responsible Choices, and Relax. Then Immediately Remembered She Has Never Once Been That Woman.

I do this to myself all the time.

At least once a month, I find myself with a rare weekend at home. No boys. No road trip. No overpriced hotel lobby where Best…