I Will Be As Dramatic in Death As I Was in Life

A funeral plan involving open caskets, rainbow urns, and absolutely no beige.

Readers, the last two months have been an aggressive reminder that life can change in a single phone call, a single knock on the door, or a single ordinary Thursday that suddenly isn’t ordinary anymore.

Which means somebody probably needs to know what I want when my time eventually comes because if the universe decides to cancel my subscription unexpecte…