Mandatory Training and Other Forms of Psychological Warfare

A dramatic reimagining of mandatory workplace training featuring suspense, villains, plot twists, and one employee who has thought about this far too much.

Readers, I have had a revelation: Someone needs to create better employee training videos.

Now before any of you start pointing fingers at me, let me stop you right there. That someone is not Sarah. Sarah is busy. I have a full-time job. I have a commute. I have a boyfriend to annoy. A Bestie to argue with. A group chat to terrorize. A Substack to write…