Narrated By Sarah

Narrated By Sarah

My 2010 Funeral Plans Were Completely Unhinged

A journey through open-casket parties, video headstones, secret manuscripts, and the growing realization that I may be the common denominator in all my problems.

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Sarah Ann
Jun 25, 2026
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Readers, I had absolutely no clue this was going to turn into a series when I sat down to write about my dying wishes last week. Honestly, I thought it would be one post. Maybe two if I got particularly long-winded, because as we all know, I am nothing if not a woman of restraint.

Now why seventeen-year-old Sarah felt the need to write down her dying wis…

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