Pearl 2.0 Is Currently Somewhere in the Pacific

How a year of saying “absolutely not” became a financially negotiated yes, a brand new Prius, and plans for a rainbow transformation.

Readers, Pearl 2.0 is officially happening.

I actually bought a new car.

Well, technically, that sentence requires an asterisk, several footnotes, and probably a small financial disclosure because nothing in my life can ever be that simple. But the important part is this: there is a brand new Prius currently on a ship making her way toward me, and at some…