Readers, We Almost Lost Me Today

A dramatic retelling of the worst three hours of my modern adult life.

READERS. I need all of you to understand the level of suffering I endured this morning because frankly I do not think enough studies have been done on what happens to people like me when society temporarily collapses.

And by society collapsing, I mean the internet went out.

Not just the internet either. No. Because apparently the universe looked down at m…