Taco Bell Matrimony: A Love Story Nobody Approved

Featuring blue BuzzBalls, twenty soft tacos, and a relationship held together entirely by vibes and poor decision-making.

In honor of Cinco De Mayo, Readers, let me tell you the deeply concerning story of how my boyfriend and I would absolutely, under no circumstances whatsoever, get married in a Taco Bell.

Now before some of you start lighting candles and ordering bridesmaid dresses, calm down immediately. WE ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED.
This is hypothetical. Fictional. A dram…