Narrated By Sarah

Narrated By Sarah

The Cake That Traveled First Class

Craig wanted Dayna's legendary "sex" cake. Bestie bought it an $800 ride to the Tower.

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Sarah Ann
Jul 01, 2026
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Readers, every friend group has that moment where you stop, look around, and realize absolutely nobody involved is making responsible decisions. Ours happened this week when Bestie bought an eight hundred dollar designer cooler. Now before you think Bestie and Craig have suddenly taken up competitive boating or are planning weekends sipping champagne on…

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