Narrated By Sarah

Narrated By Sarah

The Great Singing Fish Conspiracy

How one mermaid, two lost coffee shops, a patriotic masterpiece, and an entire Bass Pro Shops turned my childhood memories into a courtroom trial.

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Sarah Ann
Jul 10, 2026
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Well Readers, Sunday morning arrived entirely too soon because the two idiots I voluntarily continue to spend time with apparently have some sort of biological defect that prevents them from sleeping like normal people.

Readers, I genuinely do not think they’re built correctly.

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