The Jury Has Reached a Verdict: It Was All Craig's Fault

A mystery cocktail, a $1,000 Zelle attempt, and the legal case against leaving me unsupervised on Fremont Street.

There are two universal truths in this world.

First, coffee should always come iced.

Second, when something goes horribly wrong, it is probably Craig’s fault.

Please do not argue with me about this. I know some of you are already clutching your little imaginary pearls, preparing to defend that man because he seems so wonderful. And yes, fine, I get it. Cra…