Vegas Chronicles Part 1: The Great Migration

Featuring government fruit inspections, tiny burgers and repeated fry assaults.

My OG Readers already know the rule: if a weekend with the boys gets recapped in one post, society collapses. The servers crash. I black out halfway through typing. Bestie probably files a formal complaint with management over the timeline inconsistencies.

So naturally this story requires parts. Multiple parts. Possibly an unnecessary amount of parts bec…