Archive - Narrated By Sarah

Two Years Later, Readers

I had no plan, no direction and absolutely no idea that this beautiful, chaotic life was waiting for me.

9 hrs ago • Sarah Ann

The Life You Cannot See Yet

Pain makes the world small, but your life is bigger than this moment

Jul 23 • Sarah Ann

I Blew Up My Life In Under 7 Days

My life is changing fast, more rainbows are involved, and August 1 is officially reveal day

Jul 22 • Sarah Ann

He Was Right, and I Hate That

I spent more than fifteen years believing truth and goodness would eventually win. I’m not so sure anymore.

Jul 22 • Sarah Ann

Pearl 2.0 Is Currently Somewhere in the Pacific

How a year of saying “absolutely not” became a financially negotiated yes, a brand new Prius, and plans for a rainbow transformation.

Jul 18 • Sarah Ann

Dear Universe, Don’t Fuck This One Up

A polite request from a woman who has already survived enough romantic character development.

Jul 17 • Sarah Ann

The Birthday Committee, the Balloon Crisis, and the $25 Hostage Situation

I tried to kill two birds with one stone and somehow ended up eating a Frosty inside Wendy’s at 8:30 p.m.

Jul 17 • Sarah Ann

Thirteen Years Began at Starbucks

There was no warning, no dramatic soundtrack, just gay coffee night, a missing website photo and the man who would become my husband.

Jul 16 • Sarah Ann

Fish Tacos and Other Signs Something Is Wrong

An investigation into cooking, exercise, and why the boys considered a welfare check.

Jul 15 • Sarah Ann

Reality Is Gaslighting Me

Bass Pro Shops lost its singing fish, Starbucks moved into Macy’s, Fruit of the Loom misplaced an entire cornucopia, and now photographs are apparently…

Jul 14 • Sarah Ann

The Cafeteria Timeline

One decision at fifteen quietly wrote the rest of my life, and sometimes I cannot stop wondering about the girl who chose differently.

Jul 12 • Sarah Ann

The Great Singing Fish Conspiracy

How one mermaid, two lost coffee shops, a patriotic masterpiece, and an entire Bass Pro Shops turned my childhood memories into a courtroom trial.

Jul 10 • Sarah Ann

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