Archive - Narrated By Sarah

I Refuse to Have a Boring Life

I Abandoned This Substack Again. In My Defense, I’ve Been Busy Living.

Sep 3 • Sarah Ann

July 2026

It Was Supposed to Be a Disaster

I did not expect anniversaries, safety or forever promises. Then Craig kept showing up. He is annoying like that.

Jul 30 • Sarah Ann

Readers, I Got the Keys 🌈

Rainbow Sanctuary 3.0 is officially here, and apparently this is what growing up looks like.

Jul 29 • Sarah Ann

Workplace Wellness Is Trying to Kill Me

Fifteen days of glucose alerts, questionable life choices and one boyfriend whose medical advice involves candy bars.

Jul 28 • Sarah Ann

Two Years Later, Readers

I had no plan, no direction and absolutely no idea that this beautiful, chaotic life was waiting for me.

Jul 26 • Sarah Ann

The Life You Cannot See Yet

Pain makes the world small, but your life is bigger than this moment

Jul 23 • Sarah Ann

I Blew Up My Life In Under 7 Days

My life is changing fast, more rainbows are involved, and August 1 is officially reveal day

Jul 22 • Sarah Ann

He Was Right, and I Hate That

I spent more than fifteen years believing truth and goodness would eventually win. I’m not so sure anymore.

Jul 22 • Sarah Ann

Pearl 2.0 Is Currently Somewhere in the Pacific

How a year of saying “absolutely not” became a financially negotiated yes, a brand new Prius, and plans for a rainbow transformation.

Jul 18 • Sarah Ann

Dear Universe, Don’t Fuck This One Up

A polite request from a woman who has already survived enough romantic character development.

Jul 17 • Sarah Ann

The Birthday Committee, the Balloon Crisis, and the $25 Hostage Situation

I tried to kill two birds with one stone and somehow ended up eating a Frosty inside Wendy’s at 8:30 p.m.

Jul 17 • Sarah Ann

Thirteen Years Began at Starbucks

There was no warning, no dramatic soundtrack, just gay coffee night, a missing website photo and the man who would become my husband.

Jul 16 • Sarah Ann

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