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Vegas Chronicles Part 4: Just Follow the Golden Tower
The completely unnecessary journey from Allegiant Stadium to In-N-Out Burger featuring freeway bridges, emotional trauma, and hot tub evidence.
 • Sarah Ann
Readers, We Ride Again
Part 4 is delayed but the Healing Tour lives on thanks to one annoyingly amazing boyfriend.
 • Sarah Ann
The Gossip Column Ends Here
Turns out some people were reading my life like entertainment instead of realizing I actually had to live it.
 • Sarah Ann
Vegas Chronicles Part 3: Last Night We Let the Liquor Talk
Featuring cowboy chaos, stadium drinks made of jet fuel, and my boyfriend thriving socially while Bestie contemplated homicide.
 • Sarah Ann
Readers, We Almost Lost Me Today
A dramatic retelling of the worst three hours of my modern adult life.
 • Sarah Ann
Vegas Chronicles Part 2: The Pre-Concert Spiral
Bestie wanted luxury. Craig wanted Logan Crosby. I wanted unconsciousness.
 • Sarah Ann
Taco Bell Matrimony: A Love Story Nobody Approved
Featuring blue BuzzBalls, twenty soft tacos, and a relationship held together entirely by vibes and poor decision-making.
 • Sarah Ann
Vegas Chronicles Part 1: The Great Migration
Featuring government fruit inspections, tiny burgers and repeated fry assaults
 • Sarah Ann
The Poop Emoji Goes to Vegas
Inside a twenty-year friendship built on sarcasm, emotional damage, concert rituals, and one man’s ongoing belief that he is in witness protection.
 • Sarah Ann

April 2026

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